My fave quotes from The Shield season 1

Yesterday, I was arguing with a Eddie and the reason was the following question: “Why do you like The Shield episodes”??? I was saying that story arc is what I’m fond of and for him these are the quotes from the show which make him crazy. Well, we were contradicting each other and now I think it was nothing more than stupidity…. What the hell we’re doing…… as both things contribute to the success. Finally, he got the success and made me believe that The Shield is being loved for its quotes and that’s why I’m going to publish some of my friend’s fave quotes from season1:

Aceveda: In this building, I’m in charge.
Vic: Well, maybe in your mind amigo. But in the real world I don’t answer to you. Not today, not tomorrow, not even on Cinco De Mayo.

Gangbanger: Bienvenido a La Vida!
Julien: What’s he saying?
Danny: Welcome to the life.

Vic: They stitch you up okay?
Connie: Between this and my cesarean, I’m a god damned road map.

Corrine: He’s supposed to be the best.
Vic: They say that about every goddamned Doctor.

Connie: He was acting strange!
Vic: So you shot him!?!

Vic: Here, you wanna see your brother? Here, kiss your brother.

Cacuzza: You guys aren’t trying to pull one of your pranks, are you?
Ronnie: No no no, I really want to move.
Cacuzza: Right, and a man is just as good as a vibrator. What are you up to?

Corrine: Some husbands just bring home flowers.
Vic: Yeah, I didn’t have time to wrap him up.

Gilroy: You gotta spend more time with your family Vic.
Corrine: You tell him.
Gilroy: You’ll lose ‘em before you know it.

Well, stephy…. I’ve done it man and now it’s your turn to keep your words so when’ll be you answer????